Holmes: Good morning, Clueless! You always arrive at my house at meal times! Breakfast for Clueless, please, Mrs Smith.
Clueless: Thank you. It's very...
Holmes: ...cold today. I know because Mrs Smith, my housekeeper, is wearing her coat inside the house!
Clueless: You're a brilliant detective, Holmes.
Holmes: Today we're cleaning the house, Clueless...
Clueless: ...because it's very dirty!
I'm a brilliant detective too.
Holmes: Mrs Smith is vacuuming now!
Clueless: I can hear the vacuum cleaner.
Holmes: Yes, very clever, Clueless!
Clueless: What are you doing, Holmes?
Holmes: Are you polishing the furniture?
Clueless: No, I'm not. I'm looking for fingerprints! I love fingerprints on furniture. But Mrs Smith always cleans them.
Mrs Smith: Are you making my furniture dirty again, Ms Holmes?
Holmes: At the moment Mrs Smith is sweeping the floor and dusting the ornaments.
Clueless: How do you know that? You can't see her, Holmes.
Holmes: Atishoo! Look at the dust!
Clueless: You're amazing, Holmes!
Mrs Smith: Now, what's happening here?
Clueless: We're washing up and doing the washing.
Mrs Smith: No, you aren't! You're making a terrible mess in my kitchen! And what about the murder?
Holmes: What murder?
Mrs Smith: The murder of Shirley Holmes and George Clueless!